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This week, Heidi gave her blooming designers an ice-skating challenge – design an outfit for Silver Medalist Sasha Cohen. As usual, Santino sucked big time. He tried to design a “phoenix rising out of the fire” but it looked like he glue-gunned a bunch of red feathers and scrap material on what could have been a pretty pink bodice. Why do the producers insist on keeping him on? Even Heidi said “This week I’m ready to give my Auf Weidersane to Santino”. Yes, Emmett’s design was a little on the boring side, but it was at least *wearable*!!! No rational person would ever wear most of what comes off Santino’s sewing machine. And I don’t understand why he wears his hair and beard styled like a homeless person. Plus, did I mention that I just plain hate Santino?