So Wait. . . You're Sleeping With WHO?

So maybe I'm the last one to figure this out, but apparently the host of Top Chef is Billy Joel's wife.

That's apparently her qualification to host a show about food.

She sleeps with Billy Joel.

Let me repeat that.

SHE HAS SEX WITH BILLY JOEL SO THEY MADE HER THE HOST OF A FOOD SHOW.

Now, she is attractive, so that makes the choice alot more palatable, but still, if you were Tom Colicchio, wouldn't you just feel disgusted that you had to share the show with someone so comically untalented.

Also, if you read Tom's blog, you'll find out that he was extremely unhappy that Dave was going to the finals. I was actually quite impressed with how honest that particular entry was, and if you are a fan of the show, it's well worth a read here