Just Start Doing Porn and Get It Over With

I'm sure M can come up with a clever big wig conversation about Emily's Reasons Why Not. . .but how the hell do you promote a show so aggressively even though you never saw a script. . . and then you realized Heather Graham was a terrible actress? Somebody get me a job in Hollywood. I could just as easily suck that bad.

And seriously Heather. . . I hear Cinemax pays cash. You're going to be needing the extra money.

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