Some Signs You Might Be Married

1. You have a blog with your wife, where you write about TV shows, because normal conversation and interaction with each other has become too difficult after 9 months of marraige.

2. Your wife calls you on Friday. She is leaving work early. She exclaims: "I HAVE to go home. . .I have to watch Alias, I am literally dying!!!!!!"

Then she hangs up on you.